*puts on beanie* *adjust bangs* *puts on black skinny jeans* *pulls out black eyeliner*
are you talking about yourself or pete wentz
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
yeah shit me too sign me up
BIP BOP BAM LOOK AT THIS LAMB
that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence
I am laughing so fucking hard
oh my god how did I miss that
tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it
it came back to my dash
THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
lol gotta love urban dictionary
when you’re eating at a restaurant and the waiter comes to check on you
One Shade of Grey
An in-progress complete annotation of Fifty Shades of Grey.
I love you.
Mail it to the author when you’re done.
You’re my new hero.
This is beautiful.
I find myself incapable of not reblogging this.
oh my god
Why does this never happen when im around?
how the fuck did it live through that?
THIS IS MY STOP, THANKS FOR THE FUCKIN RIDE MAN SORRY ABOUT USING YOUR WINDSHIELD AS AN ENTRANCE